Hey girls! My blah-g has been updated to whoever didn't get my e-mail.

It is:

http://massieblockblog.wordpress.com

Check it out!

For all of those who have fallen under the trap of classiemassie@gmail.com's trap, well DON'T. I normally would NEVER dedicate even a quarter of my blah-g to an EW, but in this case, it's necessary. If you haven't been awn the LBR's sight, don't go now. It is ridiculous. The girl even pretends to be her own fans! She made up this "contract" that I apparently made. She ahb-viously wrote the contract herself, to make me look bad. Well, news fuh-lash for her, it is impossible to make me look bad. She was clearly jealous of me because I have so many viewers. Anyhow, she caught me in a good mood. So I am nawt going to be mean. I am Massie Block, nawt Assie Block. So, owner of that site, BEWARE. You have no idea who your dealing with. Consider yourself done, done and done.

Now, moving awn to more important things. Like..... GLU'S!! I have gotten soo many e-mails asking who are GLU'S. Well, the wait is over, and the list is finally here!!

Current GLU's

Alicia Rivera (duh!)

Dylan Marvil (duh!)

Kristen Gregory (duh!)

Claire Lyons (duh!)

Massie Block (duh x 10!!!)

Jacklyn Hearts

Banana

Katie Holmes

Nicolette P.

Honor (Name~so EC!)

Kay

Sydney

Cori

Miki:)

^^F.Y.I.^^ In order to be a GLU, you have to regularly take action awn my blah-g, e-mail me, and want to be awn my mailing list. Some were exceptions. So, my advice to you: Comment and E-mail me! And I expect awll the GLU's to comment. Once your IN, buh-lieve me, it is NAWT easy to stay IN. Good Luck GLU's and congrats!

Also, I am going to London over break. My flight leaves tomorrow, first class! I probably won't be able to post again for at least ten days. I better see at least forty comments, and at least fifty e-mails. So, you GLU's better follow the rules, or else you'll be OUT quicker than white skinny jeans.

xoxo,

MB

P.S. I'll post the Current State of the Union ay-sap. Keep updated!

Wow! I think that you girls have broken a record. Buh-lieve me, I am nawt kidding! I have gotten over fifty e-mails having to do with weight-loss! Soo, I have decided, and here is the question of the week: (I left the name anonymous, since the she was embarrassed)

Hi Massie,I'm a little embarrassed to ask this but:What kind of food do you eat? Its so hard to stay skinny yet you manage to do it so easily. Usually I eat yogurt and cereal and sometimes bagels but I want food with flair but still be able to stay skinny...Thanks!

♥♥-xxxxx

Dear xxxxx,

The reason I'm capable of staying skinny is, well I have a guh-reat metabolism. Thank gawd! And F.Y.I. Lisi does nawt get the WHOLE story. I eat things other than tofu and salad. Buh-lieve me. GLU's have to have a little something once in a while.I'm guessing that you're between the ages of 12 and 15, and if you are then you should nawt be worrying about your weight. Usually, adolescents tend to have great metabolisms, and if you don't, I recommend going on http://www.bestdietforme.com/ to take the diet quiz. But xxxxx, I doubt you have anything MAJOR awn your hands, so puh-lease, eat whatever you want while you still can. {{When you hit a certain age, it tends to go right to your hips}} Best wishes!!

So for awl you girls asking about quick weight lost~even though you probably have nuh-thing to worry about~ e~mail me at:

massiekurx10@gmail.com

Don't be afraid to ask questions like these, and leave a comment awn how you think my advice is. Thanks for reading, keep updated!

xoxo,

YMBY