Hey girls! My blah-g has been updated to whoever didn't get my e-mail.

It is:

http://massieblockblog.wordpress.com

Check it out!

For all of those who have fallen under the trap of classiemassie@gmail.com's trap, well DON'T. I normally would NEVER dedicate even a quarter of my blah-g to an EW, but in this case, it's necessary. If you haven't been awn the LBR's sight, don't go now. It is ridiculous. The girl even pretends to be her own fans! She made up this "contract" that I apparently made. She ahb-viously wrote the contract herself, to make me look bad. Well, news fuh-lash for her, it is impossible to make me look bad. She was clearly jealous of me because I have so many viewers. Anyhow, she caught me in a good mood. So I am nawt going to be mean. I am Massie Block, nawt Assie Block. So, owner of that site, BEWARE. You have no idea who your dealing with. Consider yourself done, done and done.

Now, moving awn to more important things. Like..... GLU'S!! I have gotten soo many e-mails asking who are GLU'S. Well, the wait is over, and the list is finally here!!

Current GLU's

Alicia Rivera (duh!)

Dylan Marvil (duh!)

Kristen Gregory (duh!)

Claire Lyons (duh!)

Massie Block (duh x 10!!!)

Jacklyn Hearts

Banana

Katie Holmes

Nicolette P.

Honor (Name~so EC!)

Kay

Sydney

Cori

Miki:)

^^F.Y.I.^^ In order to be a GLU, you have to regularly take action awn my blah-g, e-mail me, and want to be awn my mailing list. Some were exceptions. So, my advice to you: Comment and E-mail me! And I expect awll the GLU's to comment. Once your IN, buh-lieve me, it is NAWT easy to stay IN. Good Luck GLU's and congrats!

Also, I am going to London over break. My flight leaves tomorrow, first class! I probably won't be able to post again for at least ten days. I better see at least forty comments, and at least fifty e-mails. So, you GLU's better follow the rules, or else you'll be OUT quicker than white skinny jeans.

xoxo,

MB

P.S. I'll post the Current State of the Union ay-sap. Keep updated!

Wow! I think that you girls have broken a record. Buh-lieve me, I am nawt kidding! I have gotten over fifty e-mails having to do with weight-loss! Soo, I have decided, and here is the question of the week: (I left the name anonymous, since the she was embarrassed)

Hi Massie,I'm a little embarrassed to ask this but:What kind of food do you eat? Its so hard to stay skinny yet you manage to do it so easily. Usually I eat yogurt and cereal and sometimes bagels but I want food with flair but still be able to stay skinny...Thanks!

♥♥-xxxxx

Dear xxxxx,

The reason I'm capable of staying skinny is, well I have a guh-reat metabolism. Thank gawd! And F.Y.I. Lisi does nawt get the WHOLE story. I eat things other than tofu and salad. Buh-lieve me. GLU's have to have a little something once in a while.I'm guessing that you're between the ages of 12 and 15, and if you are then you should nawt be worrying about your weight. Usually, adolescents tend to have great metabolisms, and if you don't, I recommend going on http://www.bestdietforme.com/ to take the diet quiz. But xxxxx, I doubt you have anything MAJOR awn your hands, so puh-lease, eat whatever you want while you still can. {{When you hit a certain age, it tends to go right to your hips}} Best wishes!!

So for awl you girls asking about quick weight lost~even though you probably have nuh-thing to worry about~ e~mail me at:

massiekurx10@gmail.com

Don't be afraid to ask questions like these, and leave a comment awn how you think my advice is. Thanks for reading, keep updated!

xoxo,

YMBY

Current State of the Union {3.29.09}

____________Current State of the Union_______________

_____________IN_______________OUT__________________

__________Spring Florals________Winter Furs______________

___________Peep Toes____________Uggs_________________

_________Light Cheek Tints_____Thick Foundations___________

____________Lucky____________Friday the 13th____________

SHOUT OUT: Thanks Katie A. for 'advertising' my blah-g...I got an e-mail saying you were talking about how guh-reat it is awn lisiharrison.com, soo thx x10!!

Oh and one of you asked when Bean's puppies are due, well they are due the week of May 6th, but she's been getting fatter, and it is so un-flattering, because really, she has a great figure {Sad  x 10!}

Btw, thx for awl the comments girls, you're getting better. 

xoxo,

YMBY

Shopping with a Budget

Several things to cover today:

1) The winner for how to say blog is : (drum roll please)  BLAH-G!! So now I will use the term blah-g.

2) You guys really need to comment more. It's like toe-dally putting me down. I't makes me think that no one checks out my blah-g!! ☹☹☹ Seriously girls, I need to know if you like my blah-g, because I am toe-dally open to awl suggestions.  

3) I was looking at awl my comments which equals a toe-dall of two~thanks so much☹~ so this blah-g is dedicated to those to comments. Props to you: Laine and Shanique. Soo, Happy Birthday Shanique! (F.Y.I. : Juicy Couture is IN, but nawt as IN, as some other designers: examples: Marc Jacobs, Pucci, Ralph Lauren..you get what I'm saying right?) Anyway, hope you're b~day is fab x 10!! 

4) My advice for shopping with a budget:

Ahb-viously I have never had a budget. But there managable~ I guess. You just can't go to stores like Gucci, Tiffany & Co., Prada, Coach, etc. I would recommend for those awn a budget to go to Sephora for make-up, there price ranges are awl over the place. And for clothes and some other accessories Forever 21. There clothes are unbuh-lieveably cheap, but if you're awn a budget, I guess it's okay. Alawt of their clothes are replicas of designer items, except a million times cheaper. So if you have a budget Forever 21 and Sephora are perfect for you. Hope that answers your question Laine. {Great question, btw}

5) I have a new term: EC: Effortlessly Cute, {{love it, hate it, comment and tell me!}}

6) Leave your e-mail address if you want to be on my mailing list {if you don't want other people to know it, just e-mail you're e-mail address to me at: massiekurx10@gmail.com

That's awl for today girl's, and puh-lease let me know you were here! COMMENT!!

Oh, and stay updated, I'll have a new Current State of the Union tommorrow!

xoxo,

♥MB♥

My Top Ten Yes Stickers! {3.27.09}

Heyy! It's Mass, and alawt of you have been urging me to post my top ten yes stickered items from Lucky, soo here they are:

1. Metallic Leather "Adore" flats~ $240~Juicy Couture (pg. 71)

2. Black and White Cotton Pumps~$260~Karen Millen (pg. 72) {{the price gawt cut off in my issue so the price my be awf a bit..}}

3.  Cotton Jersey "Martha" Blazer~$138~Canterbury New Zealand (pg. 86)

4. Silk Dress in Moss Green and Powder Blue~$460~ Black Halo (pg. 88)

5. Leather "Vidar" Sandals~$335~ Theory (pg. 118)

6. Astra Green Papaya Nutrient Mask~$41~ Astraskincare.com (pg. 124)

7. Patent Leather "Redding" in White~$198~ Micheal Kors (pg. 152)

8. Vinyl and Yarn "Austin Small Coal" Woven Tote~$345~ Kate Spade

9. Bamboo Dress~$273~ Eco-Ganik/ Nimli.com (pg. 176)

10. "Smugglers" Dress~$435~ Rachel Comey (pg. 197)

Okay girls, so those are my top-ten yes stickers from Lucky! Comment and tell me what you think!

 

Oh, and a shout out to Cayla22 who is toe-dally fab.

xoxo,

MB

New Schedule:

I have a new schedule for my blog. (can't say blah-g or buh-log right now, but ahb-viously blah-g is winning) 

There are going to be four parts to my blog. Here's the schedule:

1. My current Yes and Maybe's from Lucky will occur once a month.

2. Current State of the Union will be posted once a week. 

3. One actual e-mail, of my choice, that was sent to me for advice will be posted with my answer. (If I don't post your e-mail, then I will respond ay-sap!)

4.  Updates awn my life, and other important news will occur at least three times a week. I will try to post every day, but don't count awn it. I have a life you know! 

And thanks for awl the e-mails! Keep them coming, I have plenty of advice to go around!  

Comment and tell me if you like the new sched. I'm open to awl suggestions!

xoxo,

MB

Blah-g Fuh-lash!!

I am now opening my blah-g to advice! If you need advice on anything, and I mean any-thing, just ask me. I give fabulous advice awn everything: fashion, make up, boyz, school, etc. You can either ask for my advice through e-mail, or just by commenting. I prefer e-mail, though. If you have a really good question, then I'll dedicate an ENTIRE blah-g to answering it. If it's really private, and you don't want the public to know what you're question is, then when you e-mail me, just write PRIVATE on the top. I puh-romise, if you want it to be private then consider it private. Soo girls, start asking!!

Btw, go to VIEW MY PROFILE, and go to contact and you can e-mail me from there. My e-mail adress is: massiekurx10@gmail.com. 

xoxo,

MB

Current State of the Union

I have decided that the public is ready to see my first blah-g state of the union:

______________In_____________Out______

____________Following________Leading ____

___________Mac (Computer)___Mac (Makeup)

__________Purple Nail Polish___Black Nail Polish (gag)

MB

Ehma-G!!

Egmagawd, Ehmagawd!! Like I told you yesterday, I have MAJOR G-points to spill! Nobody else knows, and it is sooo exciting!! I am so excited for her, and yes it is a her that I am referring to. Specifically, that her is Bean!! 

Okay, I'm going to tell you........BEAN IS HAVING PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHMAGAWD! I am soooo excited!! Isn't it so exciting!?!? She was acting really weird, I went shopping for her and got her Ugg Slippers, and an ah-dorable Juicy Couture track suit, but nuh-thing, and I mean nuh-thing would lift her spirits. Soo, we took her to the doctor, and she said Bean is going to have babies!! (Must have happened when we were in Italy over February break. She went to this dog type hotel. It was like a (ugh, barf:)....kennel... except on a scale of one to ten it was defenetely a ten. Soo yeah. I know I can nawt wait!

 

Sorry, I have to go now. Sleepover at Kuh-laire's for a change. I know weird x 10. But, whatevs. TTFN

Btw, go on the PC's site http://theprettycommitteeblog.webs.com, so go awn and check it out. It is fab x 10! 

Thx! And shout out to Twilight Babe, an actual public follower. Thx! TTFN

MB

Blah-g: Shoutout..

Heyy! Sorry I haven't blah-ged in like forever, I have just been unbuh-lievably busy, I'll tell you about my day later. From now awn, I am going to be giving shoutouts. Which means: if you leave a comment/follow my blah-g, or do anyhting that makes me like you, then I'll give you a shoutout. So keep commenting, and btw, if you're going to follow my blah-g, puh-lease follow it publically, because I have like three-hundred followers and they are awl puh-rivate, so it makes me look like a toe-dall LBR with only three public followers. 

In other news, I have MAJOR G-points to spill!! Ehmagawd!! Excited x 10 to tell you!! Check back on Friday: 3~20~09, to find out what it is!! Trust me, it's worth checking out! (Well, actually anything I do is worth checking out) 

Anyhow, my day was fab-u-lous!! BOCD is starting to get the better side of me. Ever since the boys moved in, I haven't exactly loved BOCD. But, I sort of am changing my mind. Before, I though the boys were absolute pigs, but there may be a few, that aren't such pigs. But, ah-bviously I can nawt tell anything more, it's way too early to say anything.  :):)

And a big shout out to unique-darling. Thx for actually making a public comment. Keep updated for my big news and Current State of the Union, coming soon!! 

MB

Gawd!

Ummm...could some one PUH-lease tell me why no one has been commenting! Gawd you all are being major LBRs! So if your reading this now.....comment! And BTW for anyone pretending to be me..........STOP it is so Ah-nnoying!

MB

WTH?

WTH? What is with all those LBR's who are  cuh-laiming to be me. How much more EW can you be? I just want all my readers to know, that I am the one and only Massie Block. There is no other. But at least they were trying to be someone decent, which is flattering x 10 for me. Whatevs. Just understand that I'm  Massie Block. Ugh! Okay, I need a shiatsu massage. TTFN.

MB

Hey all you LBR's

My name is Massie Block, which you probaly already know. Since IMing is out like last season's Marc Jacob's Blake Shoulder Bag, I've decided the PC and I are going to blah-g. I will give you all fashion, dating, and all around advice. But make sure to comment and ask questions!.......but only good ones. I don't need any EW comments on my blah-g. 

MB